What a guy, Dad. As long as you're fucking me like this, I'm not going out at all

Son, you go on a date and you don't know where to come? There's a hole right there

Honey, did you cum yet? Fuck me again, I need an orgasm, too

And she's all right - now he's dating 2 girls ✌️

I wake up and there she is, legs spread and she says, "Fuck me."

Touching, fucking and cumming - 3 wishes, I'll fulfill them with you

I showed you my holes and you took a piss in them. It's embarrassing, bro

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

Yes, yes, your pussy is already wet, but suck it first, then I'll fuck you

I don't know how to thank you for the 1st date - I'll sit on my dick, so be it

You're jerking off with some bullshit again, and your wife has no orgasm and no creampie

She'll scream in orgasm, I'll cum in her, I'll tell her she's the one who's sweating

Are you crazy? She walked into the room without knocking and took her son's dick 😱

My ex said she hadn't cum in three months - well, what am I for? 🤫

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Got an ex-girlfriend into "phone sex" and fucking her, so the emotions are real

Yes beautiful boobs, sister, you suck it already - I'm tired of being a virgin

Do you want to do anal? Then alternate, it will please me and you

Sister, what's with the outfit? I can see your tits, let me spank you

You're in trouble - here's your dick, jump, or I'll tell my dad all about you

This is our first date, so remember, come here

Gave her his cock to suck, and she spread her beautiful legs for fucking

You can tell it's not her first anal - she gets high and asks to go deeper